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"Will you personally make an appearance in the interactive product?" - Paul Gasca
Golightly: Bless you, old boy, but I've been too tied up with my crucial information-harvesting duties here on the frontline to spare any time for self-promotion. I'm sure my employers would have loved me to narrate or perhaps even host the game - no doubt their official request is lost in the post somewhere - but it simply wasn't to be. Such is the life of an altruistic globetrotting adventurer.
"Good day to you, Golightly!
"I send as much appreciation as possible with my message for all the danger you have braved good sir, as Piñata Island has a reputation for a particularly nasty group of natives. I am referring to the Ruffians. Why has this bunch of brutes decided to be ultimately unfriendly? How would a poor soul rid themselves of such vile vandals?
"Stay safe, and keep the stun-gun at the ready! (Or use Poncho as a human shield, whatever's more convenient.)" - Zenek
Golightly: It's true that the Ruffians themselves are fairly mindless brutes, but I've heard many a rumour suggesting some kind of mastermind behind their attacks. Never met the blighter myself, touch wood. All I can say for sure is that they don't show much interest in the work of unambitious or fledgling gardeners, so it seems their main motivation is greed. Maybe you can use that against them? Personally, in my monetarily challenged state, I must suffer the indignity of fleeing like a startled rodent every time they show up...
Well, that's that done. As it happens I've decided to stay on at Piñata Island for a while longer, possibly even with this dancing fool Poncho in my continued employ. We have a substantial backlog of information and resources (as evidenced by the latest outpouring of Poncho's Images), so there may yet be further updates from the field. But for now, farewell and, er, 'stay frosty'! Is that right? |
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